Hi. I'm Sharmaine. I laugh at nonsensical jokes, dream of the concrete jungle and spend most of my days in the comfort of my own bed with my phone inches away from my face. 

working retail

noknuckles:

me: hi how are you today?
customer: JUST LOOKING.

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naking:

mom, dad… i’m…. RANDOM!! LOL XD

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surprisebitch:

this is why you cant say that nicki is not a feminist

phobias:

*takes 2 steps outside*

*feels a slight breeze*

*goes back inside*

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quentintortellini:

pen pals with benefits

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ghostgif:

*walks into school*

[APPLAUSE]

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slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

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tropicalifornication:

*goes out of room*

*grabs food*

*goes back in the room*

*repeats the next day*

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breakinq:

following back tons♡

breakinq:

following back tons